| 1 |
The Luxury White |
83.4 |
US$39–42 ฿1,280–1,400 |
Pier 4 20:15 |
20:15–22:15 2 h |
3 decks ≈1,000 guests |
The only free‑flow wine and beer afloat, on a hull that is brand new (Dec 2024), at a mid-tier fare. That combination wins a value-weighted table even though the buffet is ordinary. |
| 2 |
Super Galaxy |
83.0 |
US$45–52 ฿1,500–1,530 promo · ฿1,700 rack |
ICONSIAM check-in 18:30–19:50 |
20:00–22:30 2 h 30 · longest buffet |
3 decks 600 seats |
Launched April 2026 and built to answer the Opulence: the longest buffet evening on the river, the newest steel, VIP rooms with karaoke, and thirty minutes more river time than its rivals. Alcohol is bought on board. |
| 3 |
White Orchid River Cruise |
78.8 |
US$20–27 ฿899 · 4‑pay‑3 ≈฿674 |
ICONSIAM / Asiatique Pier 1 desk |
19:45–21:45 2 h |
3 decks ≈500 seats |
Free‑flow Singha and Chang draught, a cabaret show no one else has, and a Monday–Thursday offer that puts the night near US$20 a head. The food is the weakest of the three above it. |
| 4 |
Noah Cruise |
76.7 |
US$27–39 ฿1,300 · promo ฿890–1,150 |
Pier 1 desk board Pier 2 |
19:45–21:45 2 h |
3 decks 1,180 seats |
The largest boat on the river (65 m, launched Oct 2025) with a lift and more dishes than its price bracket should allow — French, Indian and sushi corners at a table that pays beer prices. Docked by the sheer size and a 19:45 departure. |
| 5 |
Sawasdee Chaophraya |
76.1 |
US$39–48 ฿1,300 promo · ฿1,600 rack |
ICONSIAM confirm the pontoon |
18:45–20:45 2 h |
3 decks 1,000 seats |
July 2025 hull, lift and wheelchair access, a Khon dance and a greenery-designed rooftop — but it sails before the banks are properly dark, which is the whole point of the night for most travellers. |
| 6 |
The Opulence |
74.6 |
US$55 ฿1,800 · child ฿1,200 |
ICONSIAM check-in 18:00–19:30 |
20:00–22:15 2 h 15 |
3 decks 710–770 seats |
The best buffet on the waterfront and the widest seafood, on the flagship hull (late 2023), at the highest rack fare — and nothing free to drink but water. Score it on plate alone and it leads; score it on the bill, it drifts mid-table. |
| 7 |
Alangka Cruise |
72.4 |
US$30 ฿990 · child ฿690 |
ICONSIAM 19:15 |
19:15–21:15 2 h |
3 decks 500 seats |
Three decks, singers, Thai dance and a Khon show for ฿990 — the most theatre per baht here. The beer is free only on the sunset round, and the buffet is a step below the two boats above it. |
| 8 |
Saffron by Banyan Tree |
70.7 |
US$88–115 ฿2,900–3,800 |
Pier 1 desk board Pier 2 |
19:00–22:00 3 h · longest |
2 decks ≈100 seats |
The best food and the longest evening at the pier, and the worst value on this sheet: no shows, small hull, three times the price. It is a restaurant that floats, and it should not be bought by anyone comparing per‑baht. |
| 9 |
Unicorn Cruise |
69.2 |
US$27–33 ฿899–1,090 |
Pier 4 desk check-in 17:45 |
19:00–21:00 2 h |
2 decks 300 seats |
The earliest dinner sailing of the roster, with a cabaret and Thai dance on a themed two-deck hull — good for children and useless for anyone chasing the dark-water skyline. |
| 10 |
Meridian / Meridian 2 |
69.0 |
US$20–27 ฿899 · 4‑pay‑3 ≈฿675 |
Pier 1–2 desk 19:45 |
19:45–21:45 2 h |
2 decks 400 seats |
The floor price for a full night with a band, dance and free-flow soft drinks — and the reason the four-pay-three offer exists. Two older hulls, thin seating density, nothing wrong in them. |
| 11 |
Chao Phraya Princess (Int’l) |
67.7 |
US$36–38 ฿1,200–1,250 |
G‑floor desk board Pier 2 or 4 |
19:30 & 20:00 2 h |
2 decks 250–450 seats |
Genuinely good seafood — river prawns, a Japanese corner, tenderloin — for less than the Opulence charges, but on a two-deck hull a generation behind and with the bar sold separately. Buy the food, skip the drinks line. |
| 12 |
Smile Riverside |
67.2 |
US$26–27 ฿850–899 |
Pier 1 desk board Pier 2 |
19:30–21:30 2 h |
2 decks 320 seats |
Clean, modern interiors, small boat, no gimmick and nothing that lifts it: last because there is no reason it should be above the boats above it. Fine for a family that boarded an earlier sailing and missed dinner at home. |